Attention all NATOrians! Here's a checklist of what to bring to Redang. Please do not forget any of the following ya.
1. Underwear (For guys) - Bring at least 5, in case you wet your pants or have wet dreams.
2. Panties (For girls) - Bring 3 enough. If got wet dreams, the president will wash for you. Hehe.
3. Sanitary Pads - For those whose period has yet to come. Bring 20. Don't pollute the sea with blood.
4. Beach shorts (For guys)
5. Shirts
6. Hair gel
7. Sun block
8. Goggles
9. Swimwear
10. Flip Flops
11. Comb
12. Shades
13. Handphone
14. Identity card
15. Cash (Ard 50 to 100)
16. Toothbrush - Don't kill the fish in the sea with your breath)
17. Tissue
18. Handphone charger
19. Headset
20. Bikini
21. Alcohol
22. Cards
23. Camera
24. Your emo stories to share
25. Ball
26. Deodorants
27. Bra (optional)
28. Condoms (optional)
29. Your enthusiasm (compulsory)!
What NOT to bring :
1. Long black faces
2. Arguments
3. Conservatism
4. Exam stress
Have fun!!!!!!!
Things to bring to Redang :
Posted by Mr. Bak at 6:03 AM
Monday, June 30, 2008
Stress Relief
Posted by Mr. Bak at 10:36 PM
Saturday, June 21, 2008
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and? he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'
The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'. 'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.'
Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'
The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'
Click 5 @ Genting!
Posted by Mr. Bak at 9:04 AM
Thursday, June 12, 2008
After almost not making it, we finally made it! (Sorry, lacking inspiration to blog now, simple sentences will do ya) Click 5 at Genting was on the 7th of June with The President, Bak, Vice-President Xuan, Sec-Gen Aaron, Treasurer SK, Abigail, Fish, MunTeng, Kelvin, & Fei Fei .
Bus was supposed to push off at 5pm, but er, due to reasons only known to themselves, the majority (8 of 9 NATO-rians) were late..and the 5pm bus left without us. Turned out to be a blessing anyway, since we reached at about just the right time. We had to take the 6pm bus.
This was the conversation between Me and the 2 bitches at the ticket counter.
Me : Boleh pakai tiket pukul 5 untuk bas pukul 6?
Bitch : Kalau ada tempat, bolehlah, tanya driver.
Me : Ohh..
(few moments later)
Me : Bas pukul 6 ada tempat lagi ar? Kitaorang nak beli 9 tiket
Bitch : Takde la, sudah full, next bus pukul 7
Me : Okla..saya nak 9 tiket untuk pukul 7.
Bitch : Bagi I tiket lama u.
Me : (Gives tickets)
Bitch : Nah, ini tiket untuk pukul 6.
In the end, she gave us 9 free tickets for the 6pm bus. WTF.
The girls were crazy over the lead singer, Kyle, predictably.
Tekan 5!
Posted by Nato at 4:01 AM
Sunday, June 1, 2008
After much deliberating, discussing, deciding, planning, then deliberating and deciding again, it is now confirmed that NATO will go to Genting! With the Click 5 performing live, it will be an eventful night come this Saturday... As a warm-up to the upcoming concert, here's a preview of what's to come! Enjoy!