Things to bring to Redang :

Posted by Mr. Bak at 6:03 AM

Monday, June 30, 2008

Attention all NATOrians! Here's a checklist of what to bring to Redang. Please do not forget any of the following ya.

1. Underwear (For guys) - Bring at least 5, in case you wet your pants or have wet dreams.
2. Panties (For girls) - Bring 3 enough. If got wet dreams, the president will wash for you. Hehe.
3. Sanitary Pads - For those whose period has yet to come. Bring 20. Don't pollute the sea with blood.
4. Beach shorts (For guys)
5. Shirts
6. Hair gel
7. Sun block
8. Goggles
9. Swimwear
10. Flip Flops
11. Comb
12. Shades
13. Handphone
14. Identity card
15. Cash (Ard 50 to 100)
16. Toothbrush - Don't kill the fish in the sea with your breath)
17. Tissue
18. Handphone charger
19. Headset
20. Bikini
21. Alcohol
22. Cards
23. Camera
24. Your emo stories to share
25. Ball
26. Deodorants
27. Bra (optional)
28. Condoms (optional)
29. Your enthusiasm (compulsory)!

What NOT to bring :

1. Long black faces
2. Arguments
3. Conservatism
4. Exam stress

Have fun!!!!!!!

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